August 2021 – Nathan Bradley, M.D.
September 2021 – Hunter Nolen, M.D.
Dr. Nolen is the current Chief Resident of the Ball Pain service at OU Health. He is an expert in treating genital injuries incurred by bizarre sexual practices and has performed hundreds of surgeries to correct these injuries, many of them on himself. As a former catcher, Dr. Nolen spent most of his life staring eye-to-eye with baseball players genitals which gave him a special understanding and sympathy with those who suffer from ball pain.
October 2021 – Aleksander Blubaum, M.D.
November 2021 – Stephen Mannas, M.D.
Newly annointed Chief Resident of the Ball Pain service at OU Health by Pontifex Maximus Scrotificus, Gennady Slobodov, Dr. Mannas is a expert in robotic and open ball pain surgery. He has mastered advanced techniques such as scrotal cupping, ineffective orchiectomy, and pain management referral, all while avoiding more dreaded complications such as chronic opioid dependence and the reverse cherry bendover. While Dr. Mannas welcomes all patients with Ball Pain, his preferred referral is Post-vasectomy Ball Pain referred frequently to the Oklahoma Ball Pain Center by local urologists who recognize that there is no greater concentration of Ball Pain expertise in the state.
December/January 2021/22 – Phillip Fish, M.D.
Phillip began life as a centaur – a half-man, half-horse creature of the forest, frolicking amongst the forest creatures and mushroom circles to the merry tones of a pan flute. While on a walk under the sylvan moonlight, he came across a babbling brook with a log across it. The log was slick and upon crossing it, his hooves lost their traction and he slammed his giant horse balls into the wood. He thought the pain would go away quickly, but it never stopped and soon he sought the great spirit of the forest, the one-eyed owl, Dani Colkord.
“You must go live among the humans and study their magicks in order to discover the secret of curing ball pain” said the wisened creature. “But wouldn’t that mean I would have to become a human?” asked Phil. “Yes, and you’ll have to have a little boy sized penis to go with it so that no one would suspect that you are truly a majestic stallion.” And with that, Phil drank the bitter syrup which the owl offered him and became a man so that he could study at the world renowned Oklahoma Ball Pain center.
Spring 2022 –
E. Mackenzie Gibbs, M.D.
Mackenzie Gibbs, a mammal who cannot take pictures alone (based on internet research done by Ball Pain Institute scientists), first discovered the world of ball pain as a 3rd year medical student and was taken in by the breadth and depth of the field. At first she thought it was only antibiotics and serial exams, but then she discovered NSAIDS, herbal remedies, sham surgeries, real surgeries (rumored, not confirmed), and repetitive lucrative office visits. Also she noted that there was pediatric, oncologic, and fertility related ball pain. Her true love, however, is FEMALE ball pain.
Once she discovered that she could only be satisfied by a deep dive into the world of female ball pain, she concluded that her time at the Oklahoma Ball Pain institute would have to end and she would need to conclude her studies at the world renowned Mayo Advanced Institute of Female Ball Pain, in the swamps of Jacksonville, FL.
The remaining inmates at OBP wish Mackenzie all the best if finding the elusive cure for Female Ball Pain along with the guy in the picture.
June/July 2022 –
Vishal Patel, M.D.
Please congratulate Dr. Vishal Patel on, not only being named the Ball Pain Specialist of the month, but also, himself, being a survivor of Ball Pain! Dr. Patel noted during his youth that he had a thick, veiny varicocele that was associated with crippling ball pain and an inability to be a scrotum model. Despite his handicap, Dr. Patel was able to secure first a sub-internship at the venerable and annointed Oklahoma Ball Pain institute, and eventually, after sending daily pictures of his monstrous, tortured sack, the administration relented and supplied him with a coveted invitation to the Institute.
Dr. Patel has a noted interest in pediatric ball pain and, although his balls now reside on his wife’s night stand, he still remembers the trials he went through as a youth in the back alleys of Albuquerque.
Dr. Patel is lead author on many google reviews of ball pain related devices such as the Testicuzzi, Penetrex, and Shock Doc. Please join us in celebrating Dr. Patel, his life, and his varicocele.